Endure the first hour...

And you're in for a treat, trust me! The verdict is in and I declare Enchanted Arms a brilliant game! :3

Indeed; if you can endure the best of the non-sense tutorials (which I recommend skipping and using common sense along with the incredibly useful help system instead), corny conversations, predictable storyline, and annoying repetitive soundtracks you WILL unveil a gem of an RPG! I hate that word... 'gem', why I used it is beyond me...

So what reasons do I have for making this claim? Aside from the delicious FMV's and amusing drama between characters... well errr... GOLEMS!

'The fuck's a Golem?!'

I hear you cry... well, a Golem is a robotic servant that fights beside you in a battle. Imagine retro Final Fantasy and Pokémon combined... there's a vast number of them to choose from, each very unique like the one above. Each of them belongs to one of six set elements, holds a large number of other characteristics, advantages and disadvantages of course, they can be trained up and even renamed (I'll perhaps share a few of the names me and my housemate have given sometime for the sake of your amusement) so yeah, much fun to be had right there!

I'll give you more on this game sometime soon! Been really busy enjoying ploughing my way through it and ignoring all other games although due to being back at my mums house I no longer have access to a 360 so that's out the window for now! :3 Let's see what I can play in the meantime...

GAYEST GAME EVER?

Borrowed this game off my friend and eeep! It's drowned in homosexuality...

Meet the main three characters, things already looking a bit homo? From what I've played so far, the three of them stick solidly together... guy at the back is openly gay, camp as fuck and fancies the living heterosexuality (or lack thereof) out of Bruce Lee wannabe at the front right there, funnily enough; it's not him that perverts the game, it's more down to the mass of innuendo's that occur in conversations between the three. 

The fact that instead of a basic attack; I can 'blow' 

the enemy is a good starting point...

Words such as 'stuffed' and 'mouthful' have a tendency of cropping up as well as mentions of you, the main character (Dante wannabe at the front left) being 'easy to please'... Oh and not to forget other characters having a mega fixation with your 'right arm' and what it could potentially DO... yes, hmmm...

I don't know what to think of this game as of yet... I'll definitely have to play some more and make a post focusing more on game-play as opposed to faggotry.